How does one describe Bill Wise? How do you put lightning in a jar? I tell ya how! With the same fired enthusiam you cram that last fat dude from accounting into an already packed elevator. It's love that's gettin' done baby; straight up love and good times. Six-three and stunning Bill Wise is all that and a side of cajun curly fries.

He's had national commercial success while also being banned in Hattiesberg Miss. He's starred in a feature that got a standing '0' at Sundance He's been directed by Goldie, Spike and Quentin! Admittedly, Quentin basically directed to get him another pudding pop out of the fridge at a party at Rick's place but message received Ladies and Gents; sugary treat secured!! His hair has often been described as "kick ass" or "lupine".

Day Gig: This quick witted, strong backed Texan runs an outdoor theater and this mammoth holiday annual event called the "Trail of Lights': More illuminated snowflakes, smiling bunnies, sparkling rainbow tunnels and scorched funnel cakes than you can shake a candy cane at. Bill Wise has more fun on an average day than Karl Rove's YMCA locker filled with "X-ing" masked midget wrestlers!

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